Dear Sender,

I regret to infrom you that your mind is going to melt. I recomend a long hot bath, but beware of the bubbles they could eat you alive (sneaky bastards!!). To take your mind off your gradual melting I'm sending notice to an old friend of mine who might be able to help you. He's very special you see...

"This is what my friend said to me " I think the weather is trippy." But I then I said "no, man it's not the weather that is trippy perhaps it is the way that we preceive it that is indeed trippy." Then I thought mannnn I should have just said,"yeeeeahhhh""--Mitch Hedberg

" The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride."
-Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas.

So...I was at Blockbusters...browsing the new realeses...consummed by my thoughts on whether or not I should check out the anime section or try and find some fucked up independent film. When out of the corner of my eye I registerd movement...now what I was expecting to see was some snuggly couple groping each other in the aile...BUT what I DID find was two people dressed in Gorilla costumes humping each other...I know what your thinking...I was thinking it too...But the only thing that I could manager to say was " Holy...Shit!" and quite loudly too...I expected the other patrons of Blocklbusters to share my surprise of finding two gorillaz roaming the store...but...I was the only one...I collected myself...convinced that they were indeed figments of my imagination...that I had finnaly breached my barrier of sanity...I proccded to the till..."...just pay the man and then I can go home..." I decided not to inquire about the gorillaz...the last thing I wanted was to rant to the poor guy about gorillaz.But it was a gentleman at another till that asked what I was far to distraced by brain malfunction to ask...

"Hey...umm...do those guys work here?Or what?"
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"Yeah...No...we have no idea who they are..."
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"O..Okay"
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I think I could have squeeled...

SO that is my story of Gorillaz in Blockbusters...which I thought was not real and I was Schizo...

Mike Teavee: "Who wants a beard?"
Willy Wonka: "Well, beatniks for one, folk singers and motorbike riders. Y'know. All those hip, jazzy, super cool, neat, keen, and groovy cats. It's in the fridge, daddy-o! Are you hip to the jive? Can you dig what I'm layin' down? I knew that you could. Slide me some skin, soul brother! "

"Everything in this room is *eat*able. Even I'm *eat*able. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."

Charlie and The Chcolate Factory.

"It's NOT magic!....It's just SHINNNEY!" Will Grimm, The Brothers Grimm